The List
You know, The List. The Friends list. The list of people I'm allowed to, well, get it on with if the opportunity ever presents itself. The list of men to whom, if they showed up at my door and pointed wordlessly to the bedroom (or any flat surface, really), I would have no choice but to acquiesce. Why put this on my website, you ask? Because I'm shallow. And I had some spare time. And you can really never have too many photos of hot guys on your website, I always say.
Hugh Jackman
Ahh, Wolverine. He had me at *SNIKT!* And possibly "bub." The kind of man who'd throw you over his shoulder in a testosterone-induced haze, drag you off into the woods, and have his way with you. Is it unenlightened of me to find that sexy? Oh, and he's got a gorgeous singing voice, too. Also, I don't know if there are any marketing types out there who might find this information useful, but: I read enough Wolverine fanfic, I really, really want to drink whiskey. There's gotta be an angle there somewhere.
Michael Vartan
Michael Vartan, Michael Vaughn--same thing, right? The eyes... the smile... the forehead wrinkles... the French-speaking. Sigh. He just wants a "sweet" girl who's "not afraid to have a steak and a Cosmopolitain and enjoy life." Well, hello, that's me! And I could learn to love the Mets! Sadly, my lifetime of happiness with the man behind Virtuous Vaughn is now in serious question, as I have discovered that he doesn't like to read. So no being tied up and read to, a la Bull Durham. Damn. However, The List isn't really about soulmates so much as it is about hot monkey sex. And on that... we're still a definite go.
James Marsters
So I was a bit of a latecomer on the whole Buffy thing. And when I first saw James, I thought, I don't know what the fuss is about... he's not so hot. But the more I watched, the hotter he got. Not only is he arguably the best actor on the show, but he possesses incredible comic timing as well as an ability to absolutely ooze confidence and sex appeal. And he gets all excited about Shakespeare. What's not to love?
Ben Browder
Let's see: looks like a jock, talks like a scientist, cries like no man I've ever seen. Has written two episodes of Farscape. Used the word "cognizant" in an interview. Not afraid to make an absolute ass of himself on a regular basis. Capable of expressing roughly ten contrasting emotions with a single facial expression. And the leather really doesn't hurt, either. I mean, like, at all.
Mike Cameron
Former center fielder for my beloved Seattle Mariners (now sadly departed to the hapless Mets), for the baseball-benighted among you. By all accounts one of the nicest guys in the game, his legs and his glove turn doubles into fly-outs, even in the vast expanse of Safeco Field. The opposing fans cheered him when he hit four home runs in a game in 2002, and booed their own pitcher for walking him and denying him a chance at a fifth. Always has time for the fans, comes to play every day and doesn't make excuses, and his ever-present grin is absolutely blinding. When he made the All-Star Team in 2001, he called most of his former teammates to thank them for helping him get where he was, then spent his bonus on All-Star Game paraphernalia for the M's players, coaches, and staff. Amazing guy, amazing athlete, and pretty damn hot, too. I'll be a Mike Cameron fan till the day I die.